a language originating in bumfuck NY, in which an idividual exhibits an inability to type or even speak proper english. misspellings include but not limited to... well, just about every word in the dictionary.
"peepul say i hav da machurity of a 26 yer old. my reel age duznt sho. im reely 15." it takes me ten minutes to translate one sentence in daniese. that dumb whore.
by noturstar March 30, 2006
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