1.) I slap your mother in the face with my large swingin dangleslodge.

2.) Every swingin dangleslodge in the room has put the dangleslodge in your mother.

3.) Daniel Tosh has a small nonswingin dangleslodge.

4.) I slapped your daughter with my dangleslodge.

5.) Your dog bit my dangleslodge.

6. My dangleslodge is throbbing.