Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
by jericc is my son February 20, 2022
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When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
Nancy and I have been together for 10 years when we first met she couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
by Dan Dangus October 15, 2020
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Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.
Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
by Dan Dangus October 15, 2020
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