Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.
Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....