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Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.
Dance monkey by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 3, 2020

horizontal monkey dance 

The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

Wild Monkey Dance 

Another term for 'da bonk.
Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
Wild Monkey Dance by niteowl March 30, 2004

Monkey Dance 

The act of sex or making love.
Hey, do you want to monkey dance?
Monkey Dance by Big_Punishure December 18, 2011

dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public
that dance monkey can realy swing that sign
dance monkey by calbilmc July 10, 2012

Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.
Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite
Dance monkey by llama-corns November 30, 2019