A spurious essay written to gain quick fame after having only glossed the material being tackled in text, usually with the help of your prison friends.
Can be used as noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
Noun: That is such a dan-hoy.
Verb: The information contained therein has been dan-hoyed.
Adjective: The dan-hoyed phallus.
Adv.: I dan-hoyly mentioned to her that I was an astronaut, then she bit down.