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a guy you meet when you are drunk and assign him the name Dan White, because it is generic and real, therefore your friends will think you knew his name before you slept with him.
friend: who was that guy i saw you with?
ho: oh, dan white. we go way back.
friend: ahh. cool. he was hot.
by hointoahousewife October 01, 2006

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