josh porter was giving me a salad tossing but then he started crying about his helicopter and before i new it i got a dampy
by rmag December 31, 2005
An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.
Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!
by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011
Damp panties. After a workout or just simply from being moist. dampies smell nice to the opposite(or same) sex. Whether you sell them online or give them to your partner, nothing like a good sniff of dampies on valentines day.
That woman is so hot, her dampies must smell great! I'd pay top dollar to have them for a dampfap later..
by dampieking February 18, 2020
a person who lives in a very damp council house with big damp patches everywhere. This is often caused by them never opening any windows, but of course they think it must be the Council's fault.. They sometimes appear on TV programmes and newspaper articles, looking vacant and pointing at the patches. They think it makes them ill , but that is probably due to their 60 a day smoking, cheap booze and drugs plus a dirt of Pringles and pies.
Look at them over there, Dampies they are , they've gon to the Housing to moan about the damp.
Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"
Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"
by Dud Fivers December 5, 2013