If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
by Breadcrust April 7, 2014
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
A Tom Daley dump
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
Nerd alert. Guy's with this name somehow always hit every branch as they fall from the ugly tree. God doesn't only hate them, but curses their voice to sound like a douchebag.
Also, there is more to going to the gym then just cardio...lol. Fucking tool.
Also, there is more to going to the gym then just cardio...lol. Fucking tool.
by 1w1f55s December 8, 2017
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
A Tom Daley dump
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
daleys fatha had sex with whitey buglers wife and then fought him and threw him in the river and daleys fatha beat a lot of women
by big daley weiner April 17, 2022
by big daley weiner April 17, 2022
probably the softest guy you know. He's the type of guy that won't fight anyone in fear of losing. If you know a Daley, that's quite unfortunate.
by Dyldozer52 May 2, 2016