Dale

A really beautiful woman, yes, woman. Let's not forget there are female Dales out there too and most of them are really hot. Slim with wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes that look like something out of a Japanese cartoon, a Dale can attract any man or woman she wants. Sometimes Dales are lipstick lesbians but most are bisexual or at least bi-curious. If a guy hooks up with a Dale he will probably find she is very wild in bed, and females will find she is an amazing cunniliguist. She does things with her tongue that are unbelievable.
Dales are very intelligent too and are usually talented in music, language or art, on any combination of these. Usually dress very preppy, but when drunk sometimes don't even need a reason to take the clothes off. If you know a Dale, you are very lucky :)

Guy 1: OMG she is freaking GORGEOUS. Look at those eyes, she looks like something from an anime.. Who IS that?!
Guy 2: She's hot I guess, but she looks like one of those

hipster chicks in the "Being a Dickhead's Cool" video
Guy 1: But if she took the clothes off..
Guy 2: Oh god... *jizz in pants*
Guy 3: Oh for heavens sake! Hey, you with the guitar case!
Dale: *turns round and flashes them the most gorgeous smile imaginable* uhuh?
Guy 3: What's your name?
Dale: No hablo ingles! lol jk just practising my Spanish.. I speak 6 languages you know! Anyway I'm Dale :)
All guys: *look at each other silently agreeing who gets to try to take her home first*

Example 2:
*2 bisexual/gay girls speaking*
Girl 1: Who is she?
Girl 2: That's Dale.
Girl 1: She's so gorgeous, I don't know whether to love her or hate her..
Girl 2: Love her.. I did. She gave me 4 orgasms in a row.
Girl 1: She's gay??
Girl 2: She's bisexu... hey where'd you go??

by kirstenbaby. February 8, 2011

Dale

another word for a very agressive gay man

Wow, look at the guy across the road.
he is so dale!

by BOOOOOM January 4, 2008

Dale

A young teenager who can be found sleeping in a post office.

asdfghjkl; dale.

by lalala;;;;; August 30, 2008

The Dale

Reffering to a Southern Illinois (also called So Ill) town, called Carbondale; it is the heart of So Ill, it is an oasis in terms of culture. It is inbetween Murphysboro, and Marion because cambria craneville and caterville arent actually towns.

Im going to The Dale today, to do something interesting.

by Peter Batinski March 24, 2007

Dale

Dale Earnhardt, a NASCAR driver with a very impressive moustache, who died in 2001. Immortalized by Wal Mart employees, wife-beater collectors, and trailer dwelling folk the world over, his full name was shortened to the one word "Dale", in the same way as "Pele", "MJ", or "Larry the Cable Guy" has been in the past. Also known as the intimidator, due to a combination of his willingness to ram into people, and for said impressive moustache.

Said supporters are easily spotted as they will generally have a sticker showing his number 3 with angel wings sticking out of it. Another form of the word, "Daaaaaaaaale!" is often uttered by sad lonely men in country bars "down south".

Chap one: "I say, you appear to be rather depressed. Would you like to talk about what's making you so sad?"
Chap two, crying: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!"

Chap one: "I do enjoy a good car race, but these chaps don't seem to know how to turn right."
Chap two: "Y'know who could? Dale. Git R done, boogity boogity, boogity!"

by Gaz Edmunds October 3, 2006

Dale

He's a lad.

Dale is a lad.

by Curry King 123 February 23, 2021

Dale

often found to be wearing a cow suit. just plain filth. filth coincides with people such as a holly or jas. filthiest people out.

did you see that group of filth before? no, were you talking about jas, holly & dale?

by aim-swizzle May 25, 2011