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Wow, look at the guy across the road.
he is so dale!
by BOOOOOM January 04, 2008
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Person 1: I saw a Dale the other day
Person 2: I know he had the same face as he did during prom, and the same face as he did during the ap test
by HCHSkid May 06, 2012
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A really beautiful woman, yes, woman. Let's not forget there are female Dales out there too and most of them are really hot. Slim with wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes that look like something out of a Japanese cartoon, a Dale can attract any man or woman she wants. Sometimes Dales are lipstick lesbians but most are bisexual or at least bi-curious. If a guy hooks up with a Dale he will probably find she is very wild in bed, and females will find she is an amazing cunniliguist. She does things with her tongue that are unbelievable.
Dales are very intelligent too and are usually talented in music, language or art, on any combination of these. Usually dress very preppy, but when drunk sometimes don't even need a reason to take the clothes off. If you know a Dale, you are very lucky :)
Guy 1: OMG she is freaking GORGEOUS. Look at those eyes, she looks like something from an anime.. Who IS that?!
Guy 2: She's hot I guess, but she looks like one of those

hipster chicks in the "Being a Dickhead's Cool" video
Guy 1: But if she took the clothes off..
Guy 2: Oh god... *jizz in pants*
Guy 3: Oh for heavens sake! Hey, you with the guitar case!
Dale: *turns round and flashes them the most gorgeous smile imaginable* uhuh?
Guy 3: What's your name?
Dale: No hablo ingles! lol jk just practising my Spanish.. I speak 6 languages you know! Anyway I'm Dale :)
All guys: *look at each other silently agreeing who gets to try to take her home first*

Example 2:
*2 bisexual/gay girls speaking*
Girl 1: Who is she?
Girl 2: That's Dale.
Girl 1: She's so gorgeous, I don't know whether to love her or hate her..
Girl 2: Love her.. I did. She gave me 4 orgasms in a row.
Girl 1: She's gay??
Girl 2: She's bisexu... hey where'd you go??
by kirstenbaby. February 08, 2011
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A young teenager who can be found sleeping in a post office.
by lalala;;;;; August 30, 2008
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A large uncontrollable bowl-movement that must be taken at "home-base".
ex. I got to take a dale!
by jason dale March 12, 2005
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Another word for a vagina (Dale is the phoenetic spelling)
Sitting on a bus the other day I overheard two young men talking.
They had spotted a very attractive woman getting on to the bus.
I heard one say to his friend " I would love to rut her dale "
by Stais September 11, 2005
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