dadtf 

Drunk and down to fuck. Defines the mindframe in which your inebriation (a) strips you of all logical, decision-making skills; (b) depletes your knowledge of the word "no;" and (c) makes horniness conquer all. You are pursuing bad decisions in the name of getting some, but masking the shame with copious amounts of alcohol.

Girl 1: Are you going to that shady frat tonight? They'll probably date-rape you
Girl 2: Fuck yeah, I don't even need to be drugged! I'm DADTF.

dadtf by alphaphratty March 22, 2009

DADTASTIK 

An AWESOME UPGRADED version of a DAD.. when a DAD is a bit more than just a DAD..hes DADTASTIK 🤘

🔥 Dude, Dad bought pizza for everyone..hes DADTASTIK
🔥 Hes not just DAD..Hes DADTASTIK

DADTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

dadtm 

Where offspring, mostly daughters, use their father as their own ATM.

Son #1: Is it me, or is Kim always bringing home bags full of goodies from the mall?

Son #2: Yeah, you would too if you had your own dadtm!

dadtm by Rebarboss1 December 3, 2022

Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.

Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣

Dartford Grammar School by dgs is shit November 28, 2019

DDTF 

Definitely Down To Fuck

Sometimes said as Double D T F

There is sometimes doubts as to whether a girl/boy is DTF or not but there are certain things they can do to show that they are even more than DTF, and that is being DDTF. Someone who is DDTF doesn't play around and is straight to the point that their objective is your dick/pussy and they aren't down for the small talk.

Dude I was in the club last night and I was dancing with this girl. And when we were grinding she asks if I can fuck as good as I dance. From she said that I knew she was DDTF.

DDTF by Gonna Go Platinum September 10, 2010

DADT 

Don't Ask Don't Tell -

1) The Don't Ask Don't Tell policy in the US military, in which homosexuality was to be overlooked as long as no one asked about it and it wasn't obvious or wasn't revealed in any manner. It was intended to give gay members of the military some freedom from persecution, but has, in practice, forced gay people into the closet when revealing their relationship or sexual orientation is cause for punishment.

2) A relationship structure in which a person who is partnered is permitted to have additional sexual or romantic relationships on the condition that his or her partner does not know anything about those additional relationships and does not meet any of those other people.

Commentary: Many people in the polyamorous community frown on DADT relationships, and choose not to become involved in such relationships. There are many dangers in such relationships, including: the idea that a person who claims to be involved in such a relationship may simply be cheating (as the relationship often provides no mechanism by which that person's partner may be contacted to confirm that the relationship permits other relationships); the fact that many people choose DADT relationships as a way of avoiding and not dealing with emotional issues such as jealousy; and the fact that DADT relationships are built on a foundation of lack of communication within the existing relationship.

No, honey, I'm not cheating, my wife and I have a DADT open marriage! You can trust me!

DADT by Joreth April 8, 2010

Dartford Grammar School

Absolute shitshow of a school, the staff don't care about the students they only care about the results, it truly is an exam factory. The teachers just waffle in the assemblies making the students a whole century late to their lesson. Almost all of the teachers act so posh and have a go at students for no reason, this school is filled with neeks clowns most of the students should join the circus at this rate.

Student:I go to Dartford Grammar School
Boy:Oh what is like?
Student:Fucking shambles of a school filled with shit teachers.

Dartford Grammar School by AbsoluteNoLifer November 25, 2019