dadenfreude 

Taking pleasure from the suffering of one's children. (From schadenfreude, "delight in another person's misfortune.") Any honest parent will admit to feeling this now and then.

She was such a brat at her birthday party that I felt a little dadenfreude when she dropped her cake and started crying.

dadenfreude by Superbad Daddy August 30, 2009

Sadenfreude

noun: Overwhelming sense of maudlin upon discovery of unfortuante occurances and outcomes amongst friends and aquaintences. Variation on the more common German "Schadenfreud" where the prevaling emotional state upon similar discoveries is one of glee; happiness; or pleasure.

When Jim shat himself before he could make it upstairs to the bathroom, most of the peeps at the party nearly split their sides with laughter; but all I felt was some serious Sadenfreude.

Sadenfreude by Terry Kiser December 13, 2008

radenfreude 

1) radenfreude - is pleasure derived from the radness of others.1 This word is taken from the German language. The literal English translation is 'Rad-Joy'. It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another succeed or enjoy life. It is also borrowed by some other languages.

Norm has such a bad case of radenfreude, that guy wants to see the world have a rad life.

radenfreude by drawnout June 23, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016