When an alpha male performs an alpha move.
Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!
by daddyofshit January 16, 2020
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
by Bendyman123 June 17, 2011
This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.
"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."
by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017
"ay bro thanks for paying for my food and taking me out to eat. You on some daddy shit"
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
by Kyro564 August 6, 2022