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Diced to the socks
When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
Diced to the socks by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022
Drunk-Dazed
Drunk dazed is an amazing song by the talented group Enhypen formed on the survival show I-Land. It features I-land contestants K and Ej.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.
Drunk-Dazed by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021
Dicedcarrots
Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
Dicedcarrots by Peter Glum January 8, 2008
Diced
Diced by MoistGranny January 6, 2021
Deceder
This word is derived from a misspelling of "Deceiver". It has risen in popularity with the rise and prominence of Facebook's Marketplace.
A Deceder is someone who constantly lowballs people but also lies about market price.
Usually a noun, it can also occasionally be used as an adjective.
A Deceder is someone who constantly lowballs people but also lies about market price.
Usually a noun, it can also occasionally be used as an adjective.
I knew my comic was worth $100, and this Deceder guy said he'd give me 70% of value, but then when we met up in person he claimed it was only worth $80, and tried to pay me $56. Just a huge waste of time.
That guy was such a Deceder, you'd think he was from Austin TX, home of the lowball king, and "Following for Price Drop."
That guy was such a Deceder, you'd think he was from Austin TX, home of the lowball king, and "Following for Price Drop."
Deceder by JoshUABattle July 27, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.