Dabbageddon 

When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...

HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!

Dabbageddon by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019

Bingo-dabbered

When a man goes pee, doesn't wipe the tip, then jumps into bed with his loved one and pokes him/her with his wet tip in the back.

Ugh! Baby you just bingo-dabbered me again !

Bingo-dabbered by dirtydozen February 1, 2015

dabbage 

where a male will dab the knob of his penis on the females tongue/face.

did you cop some dabbage of that bitch?

dabbage by Tyrone Pugliese June 30, 2007

Dabbage 

a person who can hit that dab hard(metaphorically unless that person is actually hard) and is a straight up savage.

My friend is a straight up dabbage.

Dabbage by Its the Nutshack March 12, 2017

Dabbage 

dabbage
A speculative wad of earwax looking THC is plopped down into a hot surface (or vice versa), causing the terrines and vapors to release. A smokeless way to a great high!!

“John Doe! Gimme that rig! I’ll have a dabbage for myself”

Dabbage by WeedWackaBreezy August 31, 2018

Dabbogeled 

People with small brains and know close to nothing

You are so dabbogeled

Dabbogeled by JessDaa May 8, 2018