The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Damassio is a nice guy. But gets hurt a lot, because he gives his heart all they way out. If you have a Damassio keep him close he is very different and special. Damassio might be kind of cocky, but tries his best to not be. He doesn’t like losing friends and always stays loyal to the ones he cares about. He stays honest through out serious moments, and never likes to be lied too. Damassio gets mad when people disrespect his girlfriend, so don’t mess with her. Stay safe when he’s mad!
“You know Damassio? He is soo nice! Like, his girlfriend is lucky, because he don’t play if he with them.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).