d-wacker 

going to bed half way sober and waking up hammered drunk, in a zombie like state. Then, pissing in a dresser drawer thinking it is a toilet, closing it, and acting like nothing happened.

Did you hear about that party last night?

Yeah I heard someone pulled a d-wacker!

d-wacker by Katelyn Schech October 1, 2013

suds'd up wacker 

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

suds'd up wacker by Doug W. February 13, 2008

Dwacker 

When you're in a situation, state in life that is darkly fucked up and you have nothing to do but to take it as a joke.

Hossame : bro i haven't seen u for more than two weeks bro what's happening

Akram : Dwacker that what's happening ksdi

Dwacker by Zulul lolipop January 4, 2024