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Going out of your way or changing your plans just to get laid.
"Wait, you're in Madrid? I thought you were going to Portugal"

"Yeah but I met a hot Spanish guy so I'm taking a d-tour"
D-tour by tackysocks April 17, 2017
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d-tour tour d'boudoir tour d'ivoire Tourne'd D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy

tour d'boudoir 

Fr. "Tour of the bedroom." Having sex in multiple positions in multiple locations in a bedroom.
"Did you run a tour d'stade for your morning workout?"
"No, I had a tour d'boudoir with my girlfriend!"
tour d'boudoir by Nathaniel Decker December 19, 2007

tour d'ivoire

French for ivory tower (a place of seclusion).
Come out of your tour d'ivoire and face the outer world bravely.
tour d'ivoire by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010

Tourne'd 

To ritualistically show ones ass in public. 2. To be shown an ass in a public place, quite often in the workplace.
He was at my desk and just Tourne'd me. I didn't like it.
Tourne'd by Malcommex August 31, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026