crusteared

when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"

Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole

crusteared by Frothman January 12, 2010

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cyruseatfart

Hot n sexy tiktokr who has no life and is half white 🤮(jk I love white it’s so tastey🤤)

Hey Cyruseatfart want to make love🤤?

cyruseatfart by Anonbutwitabigass May 10, 2021

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chrlsbearys

A small fanpage who tries very hard and is so sweet and kind!

Chrlsbearys is an amazing fanpage!

chrlsbearys by kewlbeanslol345 October 8, 2021

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Crusteared

When a person's ear developes a sort of crust and appears to excrete sand

Oh man did u see Topher he is totally crusteared

Crusteared by Baby Roth January 12, 2010

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chrlsbearys

A small fanpage who works very hard on videos and is so sweet and kind!

chrlsbearys is such an amazing fanpage

chrlsbearys by kewlbeanslol345 October 8, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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