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chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!
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Cortexifan 

A name fans of the Fox program Fringe often use when referring to themselves. The name is derived from a fictional substance, Cortexiphan, which appears in the series.
"I feel like such a bad cortexifan when I can't spot Observers in Fringe'
An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers
Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex

Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab
Cortex by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009

charp chort 

1) A car rebuilt in the Southern California "lowrider" style and immaculately maintained.

2) Any well-kept vehicle (from Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" sketch).
Man, that '64 Dart is a real charp chort!
charp chort by LibertyHiller April 13, 2014

Corte Maghetto 

Where all the thugs and playas be at. Fools peepin' hella game in da 415 reppin' da ECM. ECM is the cuts Of Corte Madera where hella tags and gang wars go down. People be thizzin' hella hard.
-"Yo homie lets get to Corte Maghetto and peep game in da ECM"
-"Oh yeah I holla! lets get there"
Corte Maghetto by Wheredapartyat? January 24, 2009