As a student systems admin at my college,
our group office was across the hall from one of our Middle Eastern professors. We
often had talks of sexual nature with our
office door open. At one point we imagined
him complaining about us in a heavy accent
and trying to say cock and tits.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).