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Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.
The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022
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Cymbal Line 

Misunderstood by the general public as the lesser of the drumline, they are visually the coolest damn section in a band/Drum corps. Contrary to medieval folklore, the cymbal section does not use their badassery in the form of visual mindfuck to hypnotize the viewer, in fact they are all pretty fucking chill.
Dayum son, check out Rhythm X's cymbal line! How do they even do that?
Cymbal Line by KoleB95 December 20, 2014

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cymbals Eat Guitars 

Awesome indie rock band from Staten Island. Sometimes incorrectly mentioned as blatant rip-offs of Pavement or other '90s indie rock bands; in reality CEG have a sound that is completely their own. Why There Are Mountains was one of the best records of the 2000s.
Have you heard that new Cymbals Eat Guitars record yet?

I'm seeing Cymbals Eat Guitars tonight, should be a good show.

Cymbal line 

The Most BADASS people in marching band. Always Better and cooler than everyone else
SHS Cymbal Line is soo BADASS!
Cymbal line by kjsfkjasf October 5, 2007

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008