cyclist

A group of people that think all they can do all day is go slow as shit in the middle of the road and then complain when they almost get hit by a car,or they see a "fuck cyclist sticker".

almost beat the shit out of a cyclist this morning

by Fuckcyclist February 27, 2020

cyclist

A cyclist is a lazy cunt who can't be bothered walking, while pretending to be morally superior because they don't drive.

Oh for fuck sake, how many cyclists have I had to try and get past today?

by I Hate Political Correctness November 26, 2019

Cyclist

A brain dead unit that has no common sense let alone road sense. Usually in lycra, riding two or more abreast congesting traffic for kms behind them. Also refered to as fuckhead, fuckwits, dumb cunts etc

Look at those fuckhead cyclists riding 2 abreast, "single file fuckheads!!"

by Regopayinannoyedmotorist February 24, 2019

cyclist

Living nuisances that might as well be run over because they are slow as fuck and contribute little to nothing to society.

Person in car: "Go faster you stupid fucking cyclist!"

by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 August 17, 2021

cyclist

someone who cycles shitty internet jokes on a bb because they can't come up with good material

did you hear that craptacular joke bob told the other day? what a cyclist.

by vangroovy October 6, 2008

The Sleep Cyclists

A wonderful underground Indie band made up of a group of wonderful boys from Wisconsin.
The musicians are:
Nathaniel Corey - Viola

Christopher Peterson - Percussion

Adam Jordahl - Bass

Timothy Anderson - Guitar/Vocals

Jack Kyoung Heon Kim - Trumpet/Piano/Percussion

Jed Munson - Ukulele/Vocals

They make beautiful alternative music and are pleasantly aloof (or at least Tim is..)

"have you heard of the Sleep Cyclists?"
"no."
"oh, well they're this wonderful indie/ alternative band from Middleton, Wisconsin."
"peachy"

by springtimenostalgia May 30, 2013

keen cyclist

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

by Brownhorse August 17, 2021