One who does not participate in real life. They only interact with others when absolutely needed via texting, email, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, and the like.
I think I may be a cyber hermit. I didn't go outside for over a month. My family would have thought me dead except I kept posting pictures of my cat on Facebook.
The last undiscovered wilderness, the world's final frontier, the wild territory of heavily armored people with keyboards, optical wireless mouses, iPods, handhelds, smartphones, gadgets, gizmos, and cutting-edge consumer electronics, that made a final break from cultural tradition.
"Just grab yourself a smart drink, slap on your visor, and buckle down while we make a quick run through the past, present, and potential future of true cyberterritory"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!