One who does not participate in real life. They only interact with others when absolutely needed viatexting, email, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, and the like.
I think I may be a cyber hermit. I didn't go outside for over a month. My family would have thought me dead except I kept posting pictures of my cat on Facebook.
The last undiscovered wilderness, the world's final frontier, the wild territory of heavily armored people with keyboards, optical wireless mouses, iPods, handhelds, smartphones, gadgets, gizmos, and cutting-edge consumer electronics, that made a final break from cultural tradition.
"Just grab yourself a smart drink, slap on your visor, and buckle down while we make a quick run through the past, present, and potentialfuture of true cyberterritory"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).