cyberjunkie

emaciated graduate living on the outskirts of a metropolis with a retarded obsession for masturbation and an unmatched appetite for GBs of gay porn.

"i wish porn was everywhere, i want it to be all around me, more ubiqtous than nitrogen. it should be so overwhelming that arousal and affectionate stroking of my weasel isnt exceptional but ordinary and regular to the point of being listless. I want cum to become me, my brain nothing but a big blob of semen and small dicks for gray cells. I am cyberjunkie, voyeur of the gay porn world"

Application for eligibility to the "gay pride" channel on #efnet - Cyberjunkie.




Person 1: I love peter and a 12 year old kid called krish
Person 2: You are such a cj.

See also peadophile

cyberjunkie by scrizer October 27, 2004

Cyberjunkers 

People who use every single chance they get to trash on the not-so-hit 2020 game Cyberpunk 2077, even for the pettiest reasons.

Person 1: Hey, did you know GTA 3 was the first game I ever played?
Person 2 (one of the many Cyberjunkers): Oh, really? It's not the best game, but at least it's better than Cyberjunk 2077 BC.

Cyberjunkers by ItsMisterChris September 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016