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1.
getting ownd or pwnd by a flying traffic cone
ed:hey i ted i got cwnd on halo 3 yesterday

ted:ha stubid n00b
by xXLiLxCholoXx July 10, 2008
 
2.
HTML code owning you.
this html is so hard, i'm getting cwnd.
by asherj123 January 11, 2009
 
3.
"Coned," used in 1337 speak as a synonym or intensifier for "ownd" (owned).
Dude, you just got ownd, pwnd, and ice cream cwnd.
by Mightybjorn March 23, 2004
 
4.
Pronounced "cooned." Used when a black person has pwnd you.

White Friend: "Man I didn't get the job because a black person was applying for the same position, and affirmative action got him the job instead."

Me: "CWND!"
by Jack IsOff June 01, 2006