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cwapface 

the definition of "cwapface" was derived by a certain being who had no comback to such sayings as "im over it," "dont worry about it," and the oh so famous "whatever." no one ever really responds to that unless it was like forced to create another lame conversation. so thus the birth of the word "cwap face" was born. Although it doesn't really correctly follow the english spelling, it was derived by a loser kid that i happen to talk to, and well. it just hit me that there are other people like him that might want to use that word.
goth girl: im over it
jupark 001: cwapface
goth girl: what? whatever
jupark 001: cwap face


you're a cwap face.
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Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011
Related Words

Crapface 

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face
"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."
Crapface by Paul W March 24, 2004

crapface 

something said after "hey" and before "why don't you blow it out your ear?!"
Hey crapface, why don't you blow it out your ear?!
crapface by moe February 2, 2005

CrapFace 

A word used to describe democrats, liberals, gays, and hippies.
John Kerry is a CrapFace.
CrapFace by cRiDi May 6, 2005

Crapface 

You are a stupid Crapface, Ryan!
Crapface by Waldo Wellerton February 7, 2005

Crapface 

A term of endearment for a person or relative that you love dearly. Like a brother or a spouse.
Why are you such a crapface?!
Crapface by Domminickotine January 13, 2019
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