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cpenis by non.mari.user November 23, 2021
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When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.
Bitch you just got capenised.
a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
capenis by henniez April 27, 2008
When two or more conjoined twins are attached together at the penis.
Woah, you guys are copenis twins! Who controls the penis?
copenis by yes it's true November 30, 2023
A dumbass little asian kid who’s hobbies are watching Pokémon, opening Pokémon cards, and beating up his little brother.
That capenis kid is so annoying.
Capenis by Anonymous28287382 February 4, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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