Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts 

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts by blanket456 December 18, 2012

counselor cuts 

When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"

Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.

counselor cuts by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 7, 2010

paper cuts from money 

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

paper cuts from money by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber 

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair 

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair

Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair by Pagifin January 20, 2010

budget cuts

lowering a community's budget. the reason for all inconveniences in a community, often because there was not enough in the budget to fix it.

Bob:"Why do we have to pay for our napkins at our school cafeteria?" Joe:"Budget cuts, dude. School can't afford shit, so their charging their napkins and other stuff to try and make up for it."

budget cuts by daman123125 November 6, 2010