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cutemate 

a cubemate (or someone you share an office with / "officemate") who is cute. two (or more) people can be said to be cutemates if each person is individually cute, or if they act cute together.
JZ kept asking me if I was getting along with my new cutemate when she first moved in with me. Months later, he said that she and I have become better cutemates (making me wonder if he meant that we get along extremely well OR if he thinks that not only that she is cute but I am cute as well... (but he doesn't like guys)).
cutemate by Sam (from Baltimore) January 1, 2009
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A person who shares a cubicle with you
"I just got a new cubemate at work today."
cubemate by Brosi July 27, 2008
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cutemalewife 

The sexiest person on earth they have 10m on tiktok and are so smart and hot they’re dating itachi and are literally the best male wife also the cutest
Is that cutemalewife
*orgasms* YEAH THATS CUTEMALEWIFE
cutemalewife by Not ray at all October 3, 2021
When sharing a cubicle in an office setting the other person is referred to as the cubemate.
Sandy sits next to me in the same cubicle making her my cubemate.
cubemate by ghhutch January 17, 2012
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026