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Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

sweating like a Muslim in customs 

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.
Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

customize.app 

An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
customize.app by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008

Castorise 

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.
Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog
Castorise by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

customage 

Referring to the service of a place or person
The customage of the cafe was excellent
customage by Mardie Rosich November 27, 2007

Crustomize 

To make older, or worse. Usually non-deliberately.
We're gonna go to Lindsay's house, and crustomize her house!
Crustomize by The_Exuberant_Face September 12, 2010