Your momma is soooo fat she cut her leg and gravy came out!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
by cerebral March 15, 2003
by crissy3821782965873246 February 25, 2006
Wut da fuck iz ur problem, bitch?! Ur such a motha fukkin ho! I can't believe u told him, shit, I swear i'm gonna fukkin kill u!!! U FUKKIN SHITSTAINED-CUMBUCKET!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
by Missy November 2, 2004
dude that fucking guy was pissing me the fuck off, so I went up to that bitch and totally fucked him up!!!!
-umm.... less cussing please.. the point could have gotten across...
-umm.... less cussing please.. the point could have gotten across...
by rage_for_freedom March 20, 2009
by seven April 9, 2005
Cuss -verb: to smoke, to inhale, to draw into mouth. Cuss is a term use solely in reference to smoking and/or enjoying the funny-tobacco <aka Mary Jane>.
Cuss - verb (used with object)
1. Its 8:30am on a Monday, wanna cuss?
2. Its lunchtime, I'm on a work break, wanna cuss?
3. Its 4:20 on a Tuesday, feel like cussin'?
4. I'm bored on a Sunday afternoon, who's down for some cussin?
5. Damnit, it's only mid-September and KC's outta cuss till October!
6. I'd cuss at him if I only had some cussin'
1. Its 8:30am on a Monday, wanna cuss?
2. Its lunchtime, I'm on a work break, wanna cuss?
3. Its 4:20 on a Tuesday, feel like cussin'?
4. I'm bored on a Sunday afternoon, who's down for some cussin?
5. Damnit, it's only mid-September and KC's outta cuss till October!
6. I'd cuss at him if I only had some cussin'
by crouching_crouching September 14, 2006