Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.
by EltonHurrell June 23, 2006
A hairstyle, worn by parting your hair's bangs straight down the middle. The length of your bangs doesn't matter.
by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2014
Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.
"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"
"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"
"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"
by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019