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currywipe 

To remove, usually by means of small terry cloth towel, the excess sweat accumulated on the surface of gym equipment posited by individuals of either Indian or East-Asian ethnic lineage.

The perspiration of these individuals is noted for its repugnant smell and viscosity, often known to stain porous surfaces various hues of yellow over time. The cause believed to be due to the herbs and seasonings prevalent in their respective diets.
Example 1:

Fitness Enthusiast 1: "How was the workout?"

Fitness Enthusiast 2: "Got a decent pump going... but spent most of the time currywiping the benches."

Example 2:

Fitness Enthusiast : "I'd love to not have to currywipe the treadmills after I've already eaten lunch."
currywipe by Tinn May 22, 2007
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currywithnopotatoes 

She has a cat and posts content or something
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currypeff 

someone's penis sneaking out of the slits of an unzipped or broken zipper.
Nazran: eddy, you're having a currypeff situation!!
currypeff by illhul April 22, 2007

Currynite 

A currynite is an arranged event in which you take your Console/PC to a friends and order a curry and play fortnite on separate Monitors. Pizzanites are also a thing.
Hey we are both sad and lonely... fancy a currynite?
Currynite by Midgeylol February 23, 2018