Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.

Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!

Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

curb appeal 

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).

"Look at that cute little cottage! See how well kept the garden is? See the beautiful swing chair on the porch? That house has great curb appeal!"

curb appeal by Christine Puff April 20, 2007

A Current Affair 

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

Curb jockey 

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023

against the current 

A great rising band who makes beautiful music that pours out awesomeness in every note

Against the current is going to be the best band!

against the current by buterasrebel January 7, 2015

Curb in the Lurb 

A potato chip that is folded

“Hey, look! It’s a curb in the lurb!”

Curb in the Lurb by Starlorde778 May 26, 2018