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Curly Jefferson 

An alcoholic drink, based on a minor character from the Mighty Boosh sketch "The Legend of Old Gregg," consisting of one-half Bailey's Irish cream and one-half whipped cream-flavored vodka.
I ordered a Curly Jefferson and drank it from a shoe.

Curly Jefferson 

When a man, who doesn’t manscape his pubic hair, is balls deep in a girl’s mouth, making it look like she has a beard.
I thought about giving her the Portuguese Breakfast, but instead I blessed her with a Curly Jefferson.
Curly Jefferson by ChrisStone October 1, 2018

Curly Jefferson 

A stoner with curly hair and dog tags
You see curly jefferson over there he only smokes dank
Curly Jefferson by man spider August 31, 2016

curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair
"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."
curly jeffersons by Katharsis March 30, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026