by Drew MacFerguson May 18, 2005
a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.
i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?
by Andy Shaw February 5, 2008
Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
by armadyllo July 24, 2011
Scarlet Curds are made when an uncircumcised male and a menstruating female have sex and the male does not wash his foreskin for several days, allowing the semen and blood to curdle underneath the foreskin. The Scarlet curds resemble curdled milk with a slight reddish colour.
We had sex all weekend while she was on her period, Two days later she ate the scarlet curds off my dick.
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