spin curbs 

To pick up a prostitute/hooker/whore
comes from the fact that prostitutes usually hang out on a street curb
also: spin curbs, spin some curbs, curb spinning

yo nigga, I just got payed, lets get high and spin curbs like back in the day.

spin curbs by Patrick F April 30, 2007

Hitting curbs

Hitting curbs definition: when you’re a dumbass and try to drift your 2010 civic and smack a curb with anyone of your wheels.

Hitting curbs: Oh look that Dumbass tried to drift his civic and smacked a curb again, what a loser!

Hitting curbs by Mayo554 March 21, 2022

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"

Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP

A curse that effects any YouTube LP'er (Let's play) that causes them to stop LP'ing during the course of Kingdom Hearts, thus making it a game so far cursed on YouTube.

Youtuber #1 "Shit SSoHPKC is taking on The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP!"

Youtuber #2 "Oh no! We have to stop him!"

*Epic fight scene ensues*

The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP by Ghodith September 7, 2010

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Benedetti Curse 

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.

“Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”

Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018