curb alert

an announcement--usually through a listhost or website (e.g., Craigslist)--signaling the presence of stuff (e.g., furniture, appliances, toys) left outside a residence and free for your taking

Curb alert: 2 VHS tapes, 1 non-working cordless phone, and 2 dining room chairs in the alley behind 1000 Anywhere St. Do not call! Just haul away, thx.

by Bergirl December 15, 2008

Curb Alert

An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.

Your mom is a curb alert

by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010

Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023