1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."
Cunt Balls!"
2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "
Cunt Balls!"
3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "
Cunt Balls!"