cuntsushi

A. When cunt is so torn up that it's like a floppy fish in your hands.

B. When a vagina is so fuckin smelly, that small fish markets pop up around it.

Dude, i tore that shit up, then i ate her nasty cuntsushi! Yum!
or
Dude, don't make me sniff that cuntsushi.

cuntsushi by Smooth J. December 3, 2007

Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

cuntship 

The commiserating camaraderie of cunts that develops when two or more angry women (possibly going through their midlife crises) justify the destruction of their lives and the lives of everyone within their suicide-bomber blast radius.

A cuntly relation or intimacy.

Cuntly feeling or disposition.

An evil bond formed by commiserating, angry, men-hating cunts.

My ex-wife formed a cuntship with her bookclub girlfriends after reading Eat, Pray, Love.

He could sense their cuntship through her narrowly disguised smile.

cuntship by Leejay Whitesnapper May 8, 2014

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntshitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cunt Shitter

MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

Cuntshitter by Huthost December 22, 2018

cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

Cuntshire

a town where only cunts live

Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire

Cuntshire by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020