cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

cuntspatch by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.

My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.

cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018

cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch

"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."

cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntspackle 

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

cuntspackle by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

Cuntcatcher 

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.

".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."

Cuntcatcher by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009

cuntbatch

A batch who accepts rounds of tea, but never actually makes a round herself.

Alison, you never made a round of tea and got loads all weekend, you absolute cuntbatch.

cuntbatch by I amcool November 30, 2014

Huntspatch 

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

Huntspatch by somegoof January 19, 2005