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A penis, dick, cock, etc.
She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.
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A word used to describe a person when one shows off a sense of fuckwit-ality and other annoying, loerish traits. It's best to stray far away from such people.
"Hey look over there in the bin, there's man eating out it. What a cuntshovel"
by ashtonbby December 30, 2007

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