Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008