cuntnut 

A person who is so irritating/thick that even that a new level of idiot was created for them. A cuntnut is even more annoying/stupid than a fucknut

You're such a cuntnut
Who let that cuntnut in here?

cuntnut by bordelais January 7, 2008

cuntbutler 

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cunt nut 

an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off

fuck off cunt nut

cunt nut by wide-o of wide-os March 11, 2009

cuntbutler 

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntbutt 

A vaginal opening that has become so loose, as to merge with the anus and become one all-purpose mega-hole.

Ashleigh engaged in so much fisting that she now has a cuntbutt.

cuntbutt by J-Fi July 10, 2005

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007