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cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015
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cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.
cuntbluncher by leoladu March 25, 2020

cuntpunch 

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
cuntpunch by QP November 25, 2006

cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.
1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher
cuntmuncher by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003

Cuntjunctavitus

The crust that forms on a well abused vagina the next morning after a savage night of love making. Woman who have participated in a gang bang will suffer the worst cases.
A by-product of cuntjunctavitus is clitty litter.
Kathy was complaining to the girls about her severe case of cuntjunctavitus during their weekly coffee meet up.
Cuntjunctavitus by MAV50L June 12, 2010

Cuntpunching 

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.
Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.
Cuntpunching by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008

cuntmunity 

A small town or city that seems to be almost entirely populated by cunts.
I can't wait to leave this place. All the people here are miserable, gossiping bitches. It's a total cuntmunity.