Cuntload 

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.

Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

Cuntload by Jamima courtesy of caity. August 14, 2008

Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

Cunt Loaf by Jaz November 1, 2004

split top cunt loaf 

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

split top cunt loaf by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

cuntload 

(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.

I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.

cuntload by Maleano B May 20, 2010

cunt-loaf 

Noun: A man that spends too much time in his partner's vagina. Acts like he owns it and can't keep away from it.

Verb: (cunt-loafin) The act of spending too much time in the vagina.

If don't stop cunt-loafin then I'll get pregnant!

cunt-loaf by Jenna James January 19, 2006

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

metric cuntload by GLaz May 4, 2020