cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

Cuntivism 

The art and movement of being a cunt; when you pointlessly engage in inadequate scenarios that will never concern you but you believe others will appreciate them for you

Did you see that cunt on the tv today claiming how much they knew about dog walking, mobile phones and politics; cuntivism preaching at it’s finest.

Cuntivism by Xione June 20, 2018

cuntaclysm 

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

cuntaclysm by rain2o September 7, 2009

cuntacism 

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

cuntacism by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

Cunticles 

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.

She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles

Cunticles by edzackery August 9, 2010

Cuntinism 

A 'feminist' who over exaggerates feminism. In other words, a cunt who thinks women are higher than men, when in reality feminism was first used for equality.

Jenny: Clark, is she a feminist?
Clark: She's way past that, Jen, she's a cuntinist.
Jenny: Cuntinism?
Clark: Overexaggerated feminist cunts.

Cuntinism by swaggyswagswagswagsixtynine July 30, 2016

cunticism 

Cunticism is a belief or behavior involving uncritical malice, particularly for an extreme pointless or funny cause or in most cases involving weaker minded people, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a evil pastime or hobby. Philosopher Matthew Everett defines Cunticism as "doubling your effort when you have no real aim other than to irritate "

A popular example of internet Cunticism is trolling.

cunticism by valuablelesson June 16, 2011