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Cantdoititus 

The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.
Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?

Guy 2: I can't man.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.

Guy 1: And?

Guy 2: I just can't
Cantdoititus by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020
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cuntditioner 

The ultimate culmination of the over-specialization of hygiene products... shampoo made only for females pubes.
Dammit Craig! You forgot my cuntditioner?! Well fuck... you're the one who has to go bushwackin through the black forest. Just hold your breath I guess because you know my cunt can't handle regular shampoo.
cuntditioner by hornybisexual21 March 23, 2024

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026